Thursday, September 8, 2011

Rules on getting a blowjob

I was on mwm today and I saw that he posted 10 mistakes when giving a blowjob. You can view them here. So that got me thinking. If there are mistakes on giving a blowjob then how about some rules when you get a blowjob. Some of them of course go hand in hand. The thing about receiving a blowjob is that you can't forget that the person giving it to you is getting some enjoyment out of it too.
1. Do not be afraid to be vocal - This works in two ways. 1. it lets the person giving you a blowjob that they are doing a good job. This can be done by moaning or saying things like yeah that's it. Just something to kinda excite us to keep going. The 2nd part is it also lets us know what not to do. Not every guy receives a blowjob the same. Playing with the head excites some guys, but not others. It also helps us to get it to last longer.
2. Give us time to adjust - Unless you have a 4 inch dick do not think you can face fuck us the second our mouth hits your dick. If you do it too quickly you are going to make us gag and we will then commit blowjob mistake number 5 about gagging and barfing. If you let us go at our own pace for a little bit and get adjusted then you'll be able to face fuck us.
3. Move around - Yes a blowjob is something where you tend to stay motionless, but there are times when it does not bother us that you start wiggling your hips or start rubbing our heads or hell even playing with your nipples. Again it signals that we are doing a good job which of course excites us.
4. Know your dick - As odd as it sounds you do need to know your dick. What I mean by that is pay attention to how you jack off. Know the signs of when you are getting close. Nothing is worse then a blowjob that ends too quickly. It also helps you with number 2. If you know that you are a major grower then you clearly need to give a person more time to adjust.
5. Keep it clean - This is a bit more for you uncut guys. There are those guys that have no problem with dick cheese. A majority of us do not want to get anywhere near it. This also goes for your crotch area. Don't be afraid to put some soap and water down there. Yes I know the crotch area does give off a certain smell, but you don't want it to be so overbearing that the person is already gagging before the dick is even in their mouth
6. Change it up - Try changing your position from time to time. For instance standing v.s. sitting. Or even try 69. Different angles means different ways to pleasure your cock. They also mean that you can be a little rougher in some instances without hitting that gag reflex.

That's pretty much my big things. I'm sure others can think of 2 more.
Like I said I like Christian Torrent. There is just something about him that interests me. Now I know some of you think that the photo series was mistitled. Yeah Christian isn't the buffest guy around, but he does have a good body. He has a 6 pack that a lot of guys strive for. I personally think he is just the right size.
Awhile back Hot House did a series called pack attack. Basically one lucky bottom got well gang bang. He was the only guy that got fucked. Well they are releasing (or have released) a new one. This is a scene from it. And yes Tyler Saint and Alexsander Frietas do double penetrate this guy. Personally I'd be happy with just those two guys, but more do join later.
Sadly I have not seen a recent germanbuilder video. The last time I saw him he was shaved so I figured he was going to wait a bit and get the hair back. The thing is that the guy does have an amazing chest, but his entire body is pretty solid. And I mean he has veins everywhere. Would love to meet him in person and service that dick.

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