What a weird humpday

It has been one weird ass morning. I had a wet dream and woke up just as I started cumming. It's weird because I haven't had one of those in like 6 months. I apparently worked for a porn company as an editor and was getting excited watching one of the films. Then I wake up to realize that Ted had just left and didn't wake me up. Least I thought he did. Then as I go to the window he sits up on the couch to inform me that he isn't feeling well and didn't go to work. So that means I didn't get to do my morning edge routine. Oh that reminds me I need to post what hooking my laptop to my tv looks like. Adam asked me to send him a picture. Anyway so that didn't help. Then I get to work and check my bear to find that I have an e-mail from some guy in Brazil. He clearly didn't speak English so I have no clue why he messaged me when my profile is clearly in English. That went no where fast. Then I had to deal with an obvious scammer on a4a. On monday I got a message from a guy out of the blue from North Carolina that wanted to talk to me. Within 2 messages he wanted my number so we can chat more. Told him that I don't just give it out without getting to know a guy. Well he grills me for a little while and again wants my number. During this he switched to his phone which was adding these weird characters. What really got my scammer senses up was the fact that he said he was self employed at 25 and that he was currently living in Nigeria. Yeah sounds off to me. Well again he bothered me today wanting me to call him. The number he gave was a 234 international area code. I'm lucky enough that my mom gets a deal by having me on her phone and after my Aunt used up all of our minutes AND rollover minutes I have been extra good with my phone. I told him I'm not calling him. Well the messages have kinda stopped, but we will see for how long. The other odd thing is that I'm really horny today. Would have figured that wet dream would have knocked it out of me, but nope still horny as hell. Where's a cute guy when you need one?

 If the singlets looked like this, do you think they would have taken wrestling out of the olympics. I mean I'm sure they would have had amazing viewership if they were this see through.

 What a great position. Basically the few as I would pounce on Rocky's cock. That would be an awesome gift. Not just because he's a sexy fucker, but because he actually has a good personality to back up the good looks. I'd go all out for that guy. I connect better and have a better experience with guys I'd actually have a conversation with after the fact than I do with guys who just want to get off and never talk again. The latter always makes me feel way dirtier.

 Yum! Wouldn't mind running into this sea creature at the beach. Great body, facial hair, just all around sexy.

I like guys with nipple rings. The reason is that they tend to be very sensitive. I like chest play. Just really hot for me. Then throw in a bear and I'm just in heaven.