Careful with the compliments

So lately I've been getting a lot of those compliments that really aren't compliments. Basically they are things said to make you feel better, but if you aren't in the right frame of mind or over think it then they just make you feel bad. For example:
Compliment: I just don't understand how you are still single.
What you are suppose to take it as: You are such a great guy. When you find the right guy you'll be snapped up.
What it usually gets interpreted as:  Why haven't guys snapped you up. There must be something wrong with you or If he's still single then maybe you aren't looking hard enough or maybe you are just too picky.
You can see how it's suppose to be taken, but for most of us single guys it feels like a back handed compliment. The thing is that there is really no good way to comfort a single guy who's looking and haven't found anyone. I bring this up because I'm starting to get this...a lot. Now I know I just need to learn how to take a compliment, but you are talking to a guy that seriously can not shut off his brain unless he's doing a meaningless repetitive task. Plus I'm tired of the comfort. Be nice to find a nice guy who actually is looking for a relationship and can back it up. I keep getting these guys that sit back and make me do all the heavy lifting.
And another question I get asked is how do I get all these porn stars to talk to me on twitter. First off it helps if you do show that you are a real person. That means have some normal tweets too. Second don't expect a reply. There is this idea on twitter that just because I tweet you that you have to tweet back. They do have lives that don't revolve around twitter and/or porn. Plus there is the fact that they are probably getting a lot of tweets per minute. Your tweet can be way down there. Third a compliment does go far. I was honestly lucky to get the guys that talked to me. Rocky LaBarre told me to get a twitter account for my blog and he tweeted me to his followers which was very nice of him and I thanked him for it. Adam Russo just replied to one of my texts when I did a Follow Friday. I think. Pete Finland followed me before I followed him which again was lucky. Mitch Vaughn followed me back after the third Follow Friday I included him in. A lot of it is luck, but most of it is being polite and respectful. It does get you far in life and on twitter.

 This is the only way I could be in a hammock. When I try to get in by myself I get hurt. I certainly wouldn't mind joining these two in it. I could rest easy between those two walls of muscle.

 If I didn't know any better I'd think that someone got into an amish locker room and took some snap shots. I'm sure this guy isn't amish since those clothes look to be his and they certainly aren't amish garb plus I can't see the Amish being so loosey goosey with nudity. Hey I could be wrong. I admit I know next to nothing about amish. Just know that beard looks very amish. Don't think I said amish enough.

 Nice smile and nice body. If he's really as sweet as he looks I'm locking him in my room.

What a very yummy man. I would do very dirty things to him. Things that should and probably are illegal. One of which being tying him up and pleasuring him all night. So sexy.