Thursday, June 6, 2013

That season again?

So lately a lot more guys are talking to me. And normally this would be a good thing, but they are guys only interested in sex. Had a guy who didn't talk to me on pof suddenly seem interested in me. He's the one that left that weird message. Well he messaged me the other day wanting to know if I wanted to have fun. I guess my standards are a lot higher than most because I don't just ask if a guy wants to have fun without talking to him more. Well when I told him I'm looking for sex with a guy who will actually continue to talk to me after he said he was only looking for a booty call. Well that's not me and that's the last I heard from him for now.
Then I had a guy well two guys hit me up on growlr. One was over 6000 miles away wanting me to unlock my photos (nothing X rated there) without having a face photo of himself. So he posted one, I unlocked and then he asked for a cock photo. I said I only give that to guys I can actually meet. So he says please baby I'm so horny. Ok first off I'm not your baby. I don't eve know your name. Second that's what porn is for. So I just said well guess you'll just have to be left wanting and haven't heard from him. Then I had a guy who I'm pretty sure is one of the first guys that ever talked to me on growlr. Out of the blue he messages me...better yet let me give you the exact transcript:
Him: [insert real name here] can you put your hand down my pants
[picture of his dick in hand cumming]
Woof!
Me: Or I could just say hello
Him: hi [name] your cute (yes he really did spell it y-o-u-r and not y-o-u-'r-e)
[name] can you tickle my dick
Me: I could but that comes after I get to know someone
Him: hi my name is [insert his name] and I am a 29yr guy and very nice
Me: Hello [his name]. I'm 24 myself
Wait 8 hours for his response
Him: [my name] can you put your hand down my pants (yeah he said it again)
Me: (Annoyed) -.- if that's all you want from me then I'm afraid you'll have to look somewhere else
Him: can you suck my dick [my name]
I want to have a relationship with you
Me: Certainly aren't showing it and certainly aren't trying to get to know me
Him: I want to go out to eat shopping bowling and movie
I love you [my name]
Me: (very annoyed) 1. You live in New York and I live in Wisconsin with no plans on moving
2. You just started talking to me and no nothing about me
And that is as of right now the last I've heard of him. As you can see he used my name a lot. So much so that I wonder if it wasn't a spam bot. Then to make it far more annoying he clearly just wanted sex from me and when I called him out he wanted to change his tune for 2 seconds and then went right back to it. And where the hell did that I love you come from? I think it's one of the first guys I ever talked to on growlr because they had the same name and they both just said I love you out of no where. Has to be something in the air.
 This is Clint. He's one of the older guys that has been featured on Sean Cody. He obviously is in really good shape. He would certainly turn my head. Yes I like guys that tend to have a bit more meat, the meat he does have is all beef and works for me.
 A very interesting photo. I guess because of how the light is hitting this guy. He certainly could keep anyone happy in the bedroom with that dick he has. Not to mention it's a body that screams "I can go all night".
 You know how when you were a kid you had bath toys. Well now that I'm an adult and shower I'd like a shower toy. I think Rocky LaBarre would do nicely. I'm sure I totally wouldn't find small reasons why I need to take a shower.
Two thoughts go through my head looking at this. The first is what is going on? Is it a massage or is he doing a pushup. Doesn't look like he's on a table. The second is that I'm jealous of the guy touching that amazing body. Especially where he's touching. I'm sure this guy is firm all over.

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