More of the same

Again I wonder if my standards are too high because once again I met another dud. We were suppose to meet up Saturday, but he was helping his dad remodel the basement. Now there is something I should explain. He's 20 years old, in college, and living with his parents. So he asked if we could move it to Sunday at 2:30 and I didn't hear from him the rest of the day. Well come Sunday closer to the time we were suppose to meet I hadn't heard from him and yes I sent a message. He then says can we move it back to 3. I'm sure you all are seeing the red flags that told me this was not going to work out. Well we met up and the boy was wearing ear bud headphones. No he did not take them out. We walk into the mall (we were suppose to hang out at my apartment then go see a movie on saturday) and he leaves them in. It's really weird to have a conversation with someone that has their headphones on. As far as I know he was listening to me through his music. So we stop by Barnes and Noble to see what's up and almost immediately he finds a book he likes. And I'm not talking about a small book. No this was like the 4th Harry Potter book thick. So I figure oh let's go look at the comics. Well that was a bad idea because not only did he know way more about comics than me, he goes off and finds a book that apparently came out last month. And instead of simply asking someone where it was he searching the store for like 30 minutes. I spend a good 10 minutes trying to find him. By that time I just wanted to go. I was trying to be a gentleman and let him check out and walk him to his car, but honestly I was ready to just say fuck it and go home. It was just a disaster. Going to show I clearly can not date 20 year olds. It wouldn't have been so bad if we had something in common, but it was like being out with Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory. You just feel dumb because no matter the topic you bring up, he jumps in and shows you up. It wouldn't be so bad if I felt like I was making a contribution, but it was just so one sided. Not saying I have to date a dumb guy and be the smart one, but at least a guy that doesn't know everything or pretend to.

 This guy has many aliases. The one he's used recently is Moose. To be honest he looks good shaved, but could do with a bit of fuzz. Either way I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

 Well ain't he a sexy cowboy? Why aren't there guys like this around town. As some of you know Wisconsin does have quite a few farmers and cowboys up here, but sadly very few look like this guy.

 Can I get this piece of beef to eat at home later?

I've seen this position more and more in porn. I know I couldn't manage to do it because of the curve of my dick. It does not like to bend down. Supposedly guys with downward curves can do this no problem. I personally wouldn't want to do it if I could just because you can't see the facial expression or play with the guy's nips. Not my style.