Santa

Every year I swear I always make a post about this. I keep getting asked about me and Santa. When I was hitting puberty I found one of my dad's old muscle and fitness magazines. It was the November issue I believe. In it there were of course muscular men that would get me hard and I'd hump the bed, but in particular there was one page that I really liked. The page that came right after the spread on Craig Titus (I went through it that many times that I could tell you the two featured bodybuilders), was a page for their Christmas renew special. I don't believe they do this anymore, but it was a guy as Santa (beard and hat) doing a dumbell curl. That forever started my Santa fantasy. Obviously I'm not the only one that has this. I think this is fairly common because Santa is this figure who is a fantasy. It's not like there is this one Santa. Yes we are told that he's fat and has a white beard and everything, but he's not a real person. It's not like trying to argue what George Washington looked like. It would make sense that a man that has to lug all those toys everywhere would be pretty fit. Again he could look like Kingpin from marvel and have so much muscle mass that it looks like he's fat. Anyway it's not crazy. Just like I'm sure there are many who fantasized about the Greek Gods. That's just how fantasies are. They are very flexible and can be changed into how you desire. Kinda the same way when it comes to cartoons. There are some who we suspect have a good build, but we never see because they are always wearing clothes, or we imagine what they'd look like if they were older. Anyway that tells you they haven't fantasized about someone who wasn't real is lying.

This guy is flexbigmuscle on xtube. He does videos every now and again. This was obviously from one of his Christmas shows. He could stuff my stocking any day.

This is another from D. Chooi. The man truly is an artist. If you haven't checked out his work you really should. He gives his men such life like proportions and such realistic texture that even though you know it's something drawn you can't help but think somewhere there is a guy who looks like this.

Back to what I was mentioning before. I'm sure a lot of us had a fantasy like this. We come down the stairs at Christmas time to see our presents only to find Jolly old Saint Nick sitting on the couch. Telling us we've been a naughty boy, but he has something that he thinks may straighten us out. It's under his hat.

This guy is of course str8 jeff. He's another guy that could pull of Santa. He's never struck me as mean. Just a really nice guy. Jolly one could say.