Did not see that coming

So I got an interesting surprise the other day. On Saturday Ted's daughter friended me on facebook. That's not the surprise btw. I was on my phone so I went to go accept her request. I had a previous friend request from some random girl so I was expecting to see two requests. I had three. I accepted Ted's daughter, but shockingly Coach sent me a friend request. Now for those of you who don't know who that is, Coach was the guy I dated after Ted. There was a bunch of drama that happened as a result. You can look at last year's posts from about August of 2012- October of 2012. I was shocked because Coach made it clear he didn't really want to do the social media thing. So that was a shock of course. Then the fact that he sent me a friend request as well. There is also the fact that my phone didn't alert me to the request making me wonder if it was sent around the time Ted's daughter sent me one. Well it gets more bizarre. There is a woman in Coach's profile picture. I thought she looked familiar so I checked his profile out on my phone. I see he's gotten heavily religious and still comes off pretty head strong. Then I found it. He had a post saying that all bodybuilding photos are G rated since [insert woman's name here] wants me all to herself. Yep he's dating a woman. Again for those of you that were with me during the whole Coach dating thing (like Adam who already expressed his disbelief) will find this quite shocking. Coach is a guy who did actually do one of those pray away the gay type camps. He then said (at the time we were dating) that they were a form of abuse. He also criticized gay men who dated or married women for not being true to their selves. I can only imagine what he would have said if I ever had told him I was bi. Actually I think we did discuss that at one time.
Well the story continues to get weirder. I finally checked his profile out on my computer. He is engaged to this chick. At this point there were so many things I wanted to say. Figuring this is why he wants to be friends. If I was to accept he'd invite me to the wedding and blah blah blah. Then it hit me. It's not my life and I'm not dating him. I'm not seeing him on the side or anything like that. I don't know how those two are together. Plus me judging his relationship with this woman is in no way better than when he judged my dads (they aren't my real dads, but they are like fathers to me) open relationship. Just like how he judged Ted and others. Yes I find it shocking and a bit hypocritical, but those are natural responses when you find out that your ex boyfriend is not only dating a woman, but planning on marrying one. I had my chance with him, and it didn't work out. If he's happy with this woman, then who am I to judge? I know you guys will judge him 9 ways to Sunday (a weird expression don't you think?), but that's y'alls choice. Right now the only choice I have is if I will or won't friend him on facebook. The fact that he is dating a woman means he's less likely to get preachy on my profile and if he does I can always delete it and unfriend him. If he invites me to the wedding, I will just decline because I don't think it's appropriate. Me the ex being their not him marrying a woman. Writing this helped me to get all my judgement out. If he was to ask me about it now I can honestly say I was pretty shocked that you were on facebook, wanted to add me, and that you are engaged to a woman, but that's your choice. I am in no position to judge another person or their relationship and leave it at that. I think I'll sit on the friend request a little longer then accept it. I guess for me at this point, it's about not holding onto the past. If Coach has truly grown then ok. We'd never be go out friends who go out every Friday night, but we could be civil towards each other.

 I personally don't have any intention of being nude outside. That being said I wouldn't mind coming across this guy and having him help me rethink that policy. I don't know his name and if I did I promise I would say so. Please don't ask.

 I've become such a butt guy. Like everyone I do have my favorite type. These three all seem like I'd go for. Yeah I like a nice muscular ass, but sometimes a natural one is just as hot.

 This guy is of course is Carl Hardwick. One of the faces of the former Colt Studio. I maintain that he was one of the best. Especially because around the time he was popular so many guys were shaving. Yes he went back and forth, but he was kinda bodybuilding on the side. Plus he would be hairy a lot of the time which we all appreciated. Still want him to do one final video.

 I'm not a beer drinker or cigar smoker, but I certainly would partake in that dick of his. I really do enjoy sucking a guy while he's relaxing. Thank you porn for that.